THE RAPTURE IS COMING...

so get your crotch spots wet n shit. All right everyone, the rapture is less than 24 hours away so we better get to four steppin in overdrive so that when that white dude called jesus comes a callin we be fully satisfied. It might seem bleak thinking about the world ending and all but just remember, the sky is gonna be full o bitches come 5 o'clock tomorrow night.

- Paula Crilch