Friday, May 20, 2011


so get your crotch spots wet n shit. All right everyone, the rapture is less than 24 hours away so we better get to four steppin in overdrive so that when that white dude called jesus comes a callin we be fully satisfied. It might seem bleak thinking about the world ending and all but just remember, the sky is gonna be full o bitches come 5 o'clock tomorrow night.

- Paula Crilch

Sunday, May 15, 2011


So fresh, so mutual, so crispy, so self-help, so absolute.  Protect your presents.  KKM step it up another notch.  You missed last night?  You missed everything.  Best birthday party on planet earth.  Step into your time machine and get to the Way Out Club last night.  It's the only excuse for using it to go anywhere but the future.  One more time around with King Kong Magnetics, the crilchin'-est salve for the rash that ails you.  I'm talkin' so V.D.  So pork-steak buffet.  Keep on whorin' in the United States of Hamerica.  I'll get down on a real bad bitch.


Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Osama's Still Alive

 U Do U
Thank you all for the support, so positive, may you all forever have bitches on your dicks #bomd

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Lab Pics

I gotta thank all the bitches and Legends for listenin to our music (especially all the love and support for our new Osama song - see post below). I just want ya'll to know you're sweeter than like 1400 chocolate covered strippers that know a dude's got mad money in his sox ya feel?

Here's some lab work:

Keep your pussies wet for the show at the Way Out Club on May 14th.
Love, Pimp Kane

Monday, May 2, 2011

KKM works with USA to kill Osama bin Laden

New song is so new, so raw, so crisp, so legend, so offensive, so mutual, so knee deep in a bitch, so free, so orange, so positive, so grand, so respectful, so real, so deep, so ignant, and so popular.

Be the first bitch to know about this. #bomd
Believe that!

So many bitches on my dick I'm gonna have to change hats. Excuse me.

Bitch ain't even believe, CNN can't even show this so real government cover up not enough pussy in the White House, love my dick.

-Pimp Kane

Sunday, May 1, 2011

KKM Undercover?

What does y'allz be's thinkin's about this?  I think KKM should submit an application to do all rap versions of Bikini Kill songs.